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LGBTQIA2S+ community files suit against Israel, Hamas for taking too much spotlight

The queer community threatened to add another category onto its ever expanding acronym list unless the media focused attention away from the 'petty problems' of Israel and Hamas. Black Lives Matter decided to join the unprecedented lawsuit.

Queer man in rapture. [Pexels]

SAN FRANCISCO, California — The gay and queer community announced it was filing a lawsuit against Israel and Hamas for “unlawfully” dominating the media spotlight for far too long, leaving LGBTQIA2S+ without any major headlines or public controversies for months.

Community leaders allege Israel and Hamas are violating their Constitutional rights to have the world pay attention to them.

“Enough is enough,” said Taylor Jackson, an agender community member. “These two sets of people are so selfish, making everyone focus on their petty problems. We demand a change immediately. This effectively is a cease and desist order.”

LGBTQIA2S+ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and trans, queer and questioning, intersex, asexual or agender, and two-spirit.

Few people actually know what it stands for in its entirety, but that hasn’t stopped community members from threatening more letters and numbers.

“Do you think we reached the end with LGBTQIA2S+?” asked Sky Meadowlark, a two-spirit. “Think again. If we don’t get some headlines soon, more categories are coming.”

Not ready to be left behind, leaders of the Black Lives Matter movement decided to join the lawsuit, vowing to return to the headlines.

“We’ll riot and burn entire city blocks if we need to,” said Jerome Bettis, BLM leader in Baltimore.

The lawsuit was submitted to Manhattan District Courts on May 3. A judge will soon weigh the suit’s validity, but observers say the judge will have little choice but to move forward or face the wrath of social media and the woke mob.


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