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Kristi Noem calls for national ‘Shoot Your Dog Day’
Observers are worried some will take the move as a license to shoot 'yappy pieces of shit' in their neighborhoods, rather than limiting the slayings to their own dogs.
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Biden sends hush money to judge overseeing Trump hush money trial
Biden's 2024 presidential campaign reportedly sent hush money to the judge overseeing Trump's hush money trial, in an effort to silence the judge about previous bribery payments he received.
Marjorie Taylor Greene finally finds Congressional support in bill to remove...
The bill, named "Make Congress Great Again", proposes that Greene be removed from office immediately on the grounds of needing a win on something. "She's a great uniter," Trump said upon hearing the news.
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LGBTQIA2S+ community files suit against Israel, Hamas for taking too much...
The queer community threatened to add another category onto its ever expanding acronym list unless the media focused attention away from the 'petty problems' of Israel and Hamas. Black Lives Matter decided to join the unprecedented lawsuit.
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Alabama institutes public stoning in bid to outdo Louisiana Ten Commandments law
Victims of the new public stoning law include women accused of adultery, women who get abortions, and generally any women who talks back to a man in public.
‘Trash burgers’ become new hit in forsaken, desperate Gaza
With humanitarian aid all but halted due to Israeli intransigence and US bumbling, Gazans have come up with a new way to avoid starvation: trash burgers. Some are even using their own blood as a condiment.
