The Misleader

The US military's aim of distraction was a hit on the first night, with even Hamas militants joining the fun amid Israeli airstrikes in the background.

Observers are worried some will take the move as a license to shoot 'yappy pieces of shit' in their neighborhoods, rather than limiting the slayings to their own dogs.

The bill, named "Make Congress Great Again", proposes that Greene be removed from office immediately on the grounds of needing a win on something. "She's a great uniter," Trump said upon hearing the news.

The queer community threatened to add another category onto its ever expanding acronym list unless the media focused attention away from the 'petty problems' of Israel and Hamas. Black Lives Matter decided to join the unprecedented lawsuit.

Now that Israel has defenseless and starving Gazans amassed in Rafah, the newly acquired US weapons will go a long way in killing an untold number of them. Israelis leaders differ on how many.

Ukrainian President Zelensky's wife was seen in Berlin purchasing a Ferrari just hours after the US Congress passed a $61 billion aid package to Ukraine. Observers are dumbfounded.

Biden's 2024 presidential campaign reportedly sent hush money to the judge overseeing Trump's hush money trial, in an effort to silence the judge about previous bribery payments he received.

After Israel disregarded previous red lines at 10,000, 20,000 and 30,000 dead, Biden says this time 50,000 is the real one.

Religious leaders across the United States are reporting receiving messages directly from God, via dreams and texts and whispering holy books. It doesn't sound good.

Ukraine's allies have been struggling to supply a steady supply of ammunition and weapons as the war against Russia enters its third year, and this chicken fiasco marks a new low.